Stop Being Polite! It isn’t Healthy

February 18th, 2010 § 0

Polite people suffer from panic attacks more because they are afraid to offend someone. I wonder if that’s why I am usually so relaxed….? http://amplify.com/u/1yx8

G*dda*ned Lyrics

February 17th, 2010 § 0

Shock you?  I really didn’t mean to.  I was listening to LastFM today and this song caught me in the middle of work.

Usually I barely hear it.  I heard this!

Here are the lyrics to a song by Jay Brannan called Go*dam**d (and I put the asterick’s there if you are wondering…

I’m marching to Zion
A camera in my hand
I hear people cryin’
Dyin’ for this blood-stained land
The streets of old Jerusalem
Are lined with souvenirs and those buying them
It sounds cold, but I cannot see
How this theme park has shaped history

Cause virgins don’t have babies
And water isn’t wine
And there’s a holy spirit maybe
But she would never rent a room with walls built by mankind
Mary and Mohammed
Are screaming through the clouds
For you to lay your goddamned arms down
Rip your bigot roots up from the earth and salt the goddamned ground

Stand in line patiently
To supercharge your rosary
Or stuff your prayers inside this wall
We once had god trapped in this great hall
But we’ve been cast out from this place
They say a prophet floated from here to outer space
Am I crazy? maybe it’s me
But this all sounds like mythology

Cause virgins don’t have babies
And water isn’t wine
And there’s a holy spirit maybe
But she would never rent a room with walls built by mankind
Mary and Mohammed
Are screaming through the clouds
For you to lay your goddamned arms down
Rip your bigot roots up from the earth and salt the goddamned ground

Zeus was afraid of his girlfriend
So he swallowed her in bed
Then he bore forth Athena
When they cracked open his head
Her brother tried to rape her
Athena got away
And when his seed hit the ground
The grass gave birth that day
Now we all freely admit
This story’s clearly bullshit
No one would lay down their life
Or start a war for it
So throw your stones and pray
You’ll be rewarded someday
I hope it all goes your way
But something tells me
No one’s coming to save you
No one’s coming to save you
No one’s coming to save you
Save yourselves
From turning earth into hell

No one’s coming to save you
No one’s coming to save you
No one’s coming to save you
No one’s coming to save you

Mary and Mohammed
Are screaming through the clouds
For you to lay your goddamned arms down
Rip your bigot roots up from the earth and salt the goddamned ground


WOW.  These are certainly powerful lyrics.  Let’s evaluate this.

First of all – wow, what a great singer!  I really don’t know for sure what captured me faster the words in the background or the vocals.  I think I like Jay’s talent – and that needs to be said right away.

Second, this is a song about one of the most powerful things humanity must deal with, not only war which is powerful all by itself, but religious war.

Despite Brannan’s encouragement to stop the madness, I am convinced that religious war is something fallen humanity will never overcome.  Partly because our respective religions define us and shape us at our core, and also because whatever defines us is precious to us – precious to the point of dying over.  Some people are willing to die for their country, more for their families, but even more are willing to die for their religion.  For many people, religion is the most important part of life.

This battle that rages on over what Jay Brannan calls a “blood stained … theme park” has raged for thousands of years in one form or another.  The motivation of this war is led far more by human passions than divine interests.  This war is motivated by fear that if the warriors give up, they are admitting the weakness of their god(s).

Let me put this clearly.  A god who needs humans to fight his battles is already weak.  But many do don’t they?  It seems that most people think they’re god needs them to defend them, to feed them, to serve them.  A real God is one who serves and cares for his people – not the other way around.

Brannan says that people need to save themselves from turning earth into hell.  After all these years of human history, I am compelled to argue that this is a moot point.  People have clearly turned earth into hell over and over again without any sign of stopping.

But the story of the Bible reveals a God who promises to turn earth into heaven.  The God revealed in the Bible is not one who depends on us to fight his battles, but a God and King who leads the battle himself.  And Jay, this King, the one in the Bible, he makes us truly human.  Without that King, we will never understand true humanity.

Jay is right about a couple of things.  This war is terrible, and people should lay down their arms.  But he is wrong that no one is coming to save us.  He already has.  His name was Jesus.  And he is coming back to finish what he started.

I Just sent this To My Student Loan Company

February 15th, 2010 § 0

I have applied for a deferment.  I know I sent the proper documentation, yet I got a phone message today to call CFI.  I called back.  I am still on hold (its been 7 minutes now)

If there is something I need to do, will you please look it up and email me at this address? 

I don't do well on the phone and asking me to call back and hold for ten minutes is not a helpful way to communicate. 

When I have been on hold for a full ten minutes I will push send on this email and hang up the phone.  And please make a note – I prefer email communication. 

Thank You for your time. 

How invasive will buzz be? A thought experiment from Fast Company

February 12th, 2010 § 0

I remember that scene from minority report where all the ads were speaking directly to Tom Cruise’s character about things he might want. With Google advertising leading us, we are certainly moving in that direction. This interesting article from Fast Company suggests just how extreme targeted advertising could be. What’s your take? Invasion of privacy or helpful tips? http://amplify.com/u/1v8k

Why I don’t Blog here much

February 7th, 2010 § 0

There are a couple of reasons I haven't posted here much. 

One is I have been busy.  Trying to work about seven different jobs and find the one I really want is sort of a pain.  As you probvably know, I am looking for a ministry job somewhere.  Anywhere that will accept my baptized children and believes in a God that has been working toward redemption since the eating of the fruit will be fine.

Sadly, I have discovered that that is harder than I thought it would be.  Both finding a job and finding a church like that. 

But alas, this is the season I fond myself in.  Perhaps more on that later. 

I am also working all these jobs – some little and some big.  and that takes precious time. 

Another reason is that I am a Schizophrenic adopter of technology.  There are too many options for posting things and I end up with posts everywhere.  Facebook, twitter, Blogs etc. 

Lately I have discovered Amplify.com which i find to be a great little tool for posting interesting things and commenting on them.  I expect i will use it more.  The cool thing is, i can post directly from amplify to my blog – in a roundabout way using posterous.  Maybe I will create some nice tutorial on this and why it is helpful, but in the meantime, just expect to see a bit more of my thoughts coming across this blog from one way or another. 

I think it would be helpful and more interesting for all of us. 

 

I Feel Better Now

June 16th, 2009 § 0

You know those days when you feel like a terrible parent?  This should help.

lilwayneblindkid

What the Heck does “New Money” Mean?  Its cool to lie to your kid, or the pay is good?

Funniest Thing This Week

March 6th, 2009 § 2

This guy makes me laugh… At first I was angry at him.  Make sure you watch to the end to see the score…

The Most Disgusting Thing I Have Ever Seen

March 3rd, 2009 § 0

It crushes me that this is happening right now in a world that I live in.  If you don’t vomit, cry, or throw something while watching this, then you are not human.

Something really needs to be done.

check out International Justice Mission – a great organization that is working to rescue women and end this senseless horror.

Is Our Economy the Great Reorganization?

January 27th, 2009 § 0

I was listening to NPR today and they were talking about our current global economic situation.  One of the big questions was “what should we call it?”

The Great Depression has a name, does this deserve a name?  If it does deserve a name what should that name be?

One of the guests spoke up and said that no name would really mean anything for at least a couple of generations.  What we call it is not nearly as meaningful or as accurate as what our grandchildren call it.  The example of World War I was given.  The Wilson administration actually tried to give it the name “the war to end all wars.”  It was only a few years before that became a joke.

So what will our grandchildren call this period that we are living through right now? I was giving that some thought and the one thing that occurred to me was (perhaps as hopeful as Wilson’s name for WWI) The Great Reorganization.

Yes, we are clearly in an economic downturn.  As I write this, the news tells me that 70,000 American’s lost their jobs today.  That can’t be good.  It is certainly not good for those families, and its not good for our economy.   But all hard times are actually periods of growth.

A great religious leader once said that we should consider it to be a good thing when we face trials because this develops our perseverance and makes us better.  (yes that is a paraphrase, but you get the point).   Another saying goes, “necessity is the mother of invention.”    What I am trying to say is that some of the most outstanding accomplishments of mankind come at times of adversity.

Not only are we faced with a bad economy, but we have developed a lifestyle that destroys natural resources and pollutes our air.  Scientists tell us that we cannot continue at this pace for much longer without encountering devastating consequences.

We have a trial, but we also have a tremendous opportunity.  I really think that our grandchildren (if our civilization makes it that far) will look back on this period, not as a “depression” but as a reorganization.  Faced with our challenges we have an incredible opportunity to reorganize our economic, political, and cultural civilization.  This is an incredibly exciting time to be alive!

The real question for us is, where will the Church be in this historical moment? Will we rise to the challenge and lead in reorganizing this civilization?  Or will we let others lead the way while we follow in hopes of finding solice and comfort?

So It Is McDonald’s

January 21st, 2009 § 1

Shea has a cold.  Maybe a bad one, maybe the sniffles.  You can never really tell with children.

Lyra asked me this morning if I would mind taking Shea out someplace so she could have a little break and he could get out of the house.  With this cold, the child has been cooped up for several days.  At first I thought about all the email and things I had been putting off for so long.  Then I remembered some things.

a. Shea and Gage keep each other entertained

b. McDonalds has a playground and wifi

c. Lyra needs a break

d. Daddy needs to work

It was like a mathematical equation just all being put together beautifully.

So having said all that, I have been here for the last two hours working while the boys entertain themselves (and one another) in the play ground.

The occasional dirty look from the rich grandmothers is a little annoying, but it’s worth it.

Why the dirty looks?

Shea is playing with their kids and he is coughing and sniffing.  I sure hope he’s not contagious.